This gem was in the police beat in today's Daily Universe:
"Construction workers called BYU police when they discovered that several orange cones where missing from their construction site at Deseret Towers. Upon investigation, BYU police discovered that the cones were being used by a group of students for a Frisbee game on DT field."
Only at BYU is criminal mischief associated with Frisbee.
I'm pretty sure that reading the police beat is my favorite part of the week.